For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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