Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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