i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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