Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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