i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Your penis caused this!
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