I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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