my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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