So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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