If i could tip my vagina, i would.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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