Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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