do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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