I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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