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accomplished twins. life is a go
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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