Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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