Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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