We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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