This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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