Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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