whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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