so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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