My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Randomize
