hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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