Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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