I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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