: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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