So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
vagina is talking i cant
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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