Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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