She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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