I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
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