Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
It's not a walk of shame if you run
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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