Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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