I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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