i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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