Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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