Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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