Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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