How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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