You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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