On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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