I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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