i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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