Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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