we're blogging at a bar
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Randomize
