can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
So much Jack, so little girl.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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