I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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