It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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