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i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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