i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
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