ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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