I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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